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God’s Fidelity to His Passionist Bride

September 19th, 2012

Ah! I am back! :)   Perhaps you thought I forgot I even have a blog to tend to!? 

Even though some days have passed I still have the fun of sharing with you about our Gaudeamus day August 22. By the way, my little sis in Tennessee wrote asking what is a Gaudeamus Day. Gaudeamus is Latin for “Let us rejoice!”  So it is a day of rejoicing. And rejoice we did in honor of Sr. Mary Elizabeth’s 50 years of Vowed Passionist life!

The following is an account written by one of our “monastery chroniclers”. I shall let her tell the story…

Our dear Jubilarian was finally relieved of the “complex” she said she was getting as a result of being banned for weeks from an ever mounting number of rooms in the work wing, as we prepared the decorations and entertainment.

“Poor Sister” was even banned from evening recreation last night as we decked the refectory and recreation room with balloons, streamers, and golden place settings!

One of those “off-limit” rooms.

After saluting the angels in the corridor outside of chapel after Mass, we congregated in the refectory for a breakfast banquet: ham, biscuits, gravy, egg casserole, cinnamon coffee cake, and more.

As I shared in the previous post  Sr. Rose Marie wheeled Sr. Mary Elizabeth from her cell into the recreation room to the music of the Air Force Song, “The Wild Blue Yonder,” which we rewrote to reflect Sister’s career as a spiritual warrior.

We then had a play-doh sculpting competition, with five teams trying to depict scenes from Sister’s life. The results ranged from clever to hilarious, and we decided that the Holy Spirit had to determine the winning team by lot.

Sister as a young girl being greeted by a not-so-friendly goat who kept her from getting into her house one day as she arrived home from school.

“Sister cleaning Steve’s room” won the prize.
(our grounds-keeper’s room)

Then we had a word game in which each nun tried to make as many words as possible out of Sister Mary Elizabeth’s name. Next came the skit, in which the novitiate and juniorate dressed up as heavenly visitors to our Jubilarian. Sister was overwhelmed with all the gifts and celestial greetings…

Sister’s father, “Papa Sauer” was a wise man full of mischief.  He planted a garden for the nuns and had interesting ways of delivering his produce. One time he stacked up the pumpkins against the doors so that the Sister Portress would have an avalanche at her feet when she answered. Another time he threw green beans, dirty roots and all, over the cloister wall! Sr. Mary Andrea at right is dressed as Papa Sauer and Sr. Rose Marie at right center is representing Sr. Mary Elizabeth’s older sister Katherine.

What does one get a poor cloistered nun for her Golden Jubilee? Well, as you saw in an earlier post we invested in some beautiful liturgical gifts. This day brought candles, colored napkins and various “do-dads” for decorating the refectory on special occasions. This is one of Sr. Mary Elizabeth’s monastery duties.

Below are some of the hand-made jubilee cards given to Sister by the nuns. Quite works of art!


Sr. Ann Miriam and Mother Catherine Marie marvel
at the home-made cards.

At our evening meal, Mother Catherine Marie had set out jubilee place-cards for each of us, with quotes from our Holy Founder on the back. All the quotes were different, culled from his letters and dealing with the themes of faith and the will of God, and we had some lively banter about how most of them seemed to be exhorting us to silence and solitude. Attempts to foster these virtues at the Gaudeamus supper proved fruitless (at least exteriorly), but we were all touched by the Holy Spirit’s knack at once again giving each nun exactly the exhortation she needed to hear.

At the end of the meal Pope Benedict paid Sister a “visit” with a special message just for her thanking her for being a faithful daughter of the Church all these years. At Sr. Mary Elizabeth’s request, we crowned the day by singing the first verse of “Now Thank We All Our God.”  We truly give thanks to God for his fidelity to his little bride of 50 years!

Sister stands near a photo of Fr. Wood who was instrumental in helping her enter the Passionist cloister in 1960.  A young Air Force photo of Sister is in the center and at right, a photo of our original monastery in 1946.

 The community (minus 2 sisters) poses for a photo at the close of a happy day.

Blessed be God!

Liturgy and Easter Egg Hunts

April 26th, 2012

This news is a few weeks late but better late than never!

Here are a couple photos of our Mass on Easter Sunday morning:  special thanks to our servers of Holy Week!  And it was a joy to have seminarian David Gayhart with us who will be ordained to the transitional diaconate in a few months!

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I hope you are having a joyful Eastertide! We are. The Liturgy of Holy Week and Easter Week were so sacred and uplifting. On Easter Monday we had a mix of the spiritual and the mundane…The Exultet and an Easter Egg Hunt combined!

What do these have in common?  Nothing…so you might think…except when a group of two aspiring nuns in a monastery come up with a fun Easter game.

“2012 Eggsultet Hunt”

Sr. Cecilia Maria giving directions

  • two teams racing to be the first to put the Exsultet together
  • slips of paper with bits of text of the Exsultet are in eggs hidden in and outside the monastery

Sisters listen with full attention

Team #1

Nuns on the run…for eggs

Team #2

Sisters rest after the big hunt…

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Who won?

It was a tie! No lie!

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Too much Easter candy?

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A week later…

Sisters show off the last of our dyed eggs and hot cross buns

Divine Mercy Sunday
(If you look closely you can see the Divine Mercy Image
on the guests” side of the sanctuary.)

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*Wondering what the Exsultet is? It is an awesome hymn of praise sung before the Easter candle at the Easter Vigil.  Find out more here and here.

Cultivating a Sense of Humor

April 23rd, 2012

Three blog posts in 3 days! I am on a roll…or actually, I am on retreat and have time to type up some posts that have been rolling around in my head…

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Have you checked your humor lately?

How is it doing?

Two things my spiritual director persistently (!) speaks about is my need to grow in humility and my need to develop a sense of humor.

This past Christmas we received a delightful gift from Sr. Cecilia Maria’s grandmother that is helping me with the latter point, a book called Between Heaven and Mirth by Fr. James Martin, SJ. In this book Father assures us that God wants us to experience joy, to cultivate a sense of holy humor, and to laugh at life’s absurdities – not to mention our own humanity.  I invite you to rediscover the importance of humor and laughter in your daily life…and so does Pope Benedict!

I believe [God] has a great sense of humor. Sometimes he gives you something like a nudge and says, ‘Don’t take yourself so seriously!’ Humor is in fact an essential element in the mirth of creation. We can see how, in many matters in our lives, God wants to prod us into taking things a bit more lightly; to see the funny side of it; to get down off our pedestal and not to forget our sense of fun.

~Pope Benedict XVI – In God and the World

By the way, Anita (Grandmother!) recently came with Sr. Cecilia Maria’s parents for a visit. They kept speaking of the physical resemblance between her and Sr. Mary Magdalen. You decide…

Do you like Anita’s amber necklace? This “petrified tree sap” washes up on the shores of Denmark where Anita is from.

A Day in the Life of a Passionist Aspirant

February 10th, 2012

What must it be like to live in a monastery?

Praying, living, working, recreating, studying, thriving, growing and wondering…am I going to be a Passionist Nun?  Will I get to wear that holy habit one day?  Will I, one day, be bound to Jesus Crucified FOREVER by the five Passionist vows?

I thought you might find it interesting to see life from the perspective of an aspirant.   According to our Rule and Constitutions (#91)…

 The better to discern God’s Will in their lives, the aspirants live in community for a definite period of time, not beyond three months, as arranged by the Superior, having heard her Council.

The attitude of the aspirant to contemplative life in a Passionist community, her character, health, psychological balance and sociability are evaluated. Meanwhile they familiarize themselves with the scope and mission of the Passionist contemplative life, the poverty, simplicity and detachment from everything which must characterize their life.

As contemplative nuns we are deputed to pray the Liturgy of the Hours. This perfect prayer of worship, praise, intercession and reparation brings the graces of redemption to all times, people and places.

Various forms of work, manual labor and study
- good for body and soul

Typing a supplement to our Passionist Proper Offices

One does not need to be a mystic to enter the monastery
nor does she need to know how to sew…all things in due time!

Scripture sharing on Sunday mornings

Time for the Rosary, Stations of the Cross and other devotional prayers throughout the day

Our aspirants use a book on St. Gabriel by John Joseph Schweska followed by a class on our Passionist charism and Passionist saints. 

During the aspirancy there is also a video course by Fr. Timothy Gallagher on the Rules for Discernment of Spirits. This class has been a great grace for a number of women who have come here discerning God’s plan for their life.

Next week Anne and Sr. Cecilia Marie will begin the scripture class from Genesis to Jesus generously made available through the St. Paul Center for Biblical Theology (whose President is Dr. Scott Hahn)

Darning socks?
be careful not to darn too thick or you’ll have sore heels!

One is encouraged to grow in her natural talents

Well, I hope you enjoyed this short day in our life. Please pray for us as we seek to live out #90 of our Constitutions:

The Passionist Nuns, being cooperators with God who chooses and calls whom He wills, strive to encourage vocations by making known the value of the consecrated life and the challenge involved in the following of Christ Crucified, as also through the example of their lives, their prayer and the spoken and written word.

We have several young women who have expressed interest in coming for a visit in the spring and one who hopes to return this summer for the aspirancy.  Please pray for them and for all whom God is giving the gift of being radically consecrated to Him. To love Him and make Him loved!

Thanksgiving Day Mystery – UPDATED

November 23rd, 2011

OK – For Thanksgiving Day I’m taking you somewhere you have NEVER been…

to our lowest basement…

where some sisters have been working on a new project…

We thought it would be interesting to see if any of you can figure out what it is…

A Sister holds the blue prints and shows off the handy-work.

Sisters cutting beaucoup paper!

What do you think? Any guesses???

HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY!!!

UPDATE - I got the greatest laugh out of these guesses from Sr. Cecilia Maria’s mom and sister:

Love a great challenge!
Multiple Choice Question (worth 10 points):
A. Hot tub frame
B. Egyptian sarcophagus
C. Outdoor barbeque pit
D. Statue alcove
E. Turkey bird bath
F. Throne for MCM (Mother Catherine Marie)
G. All of the above

Monastic “Off-Roading”

October 9th, 2011

This week brought us some excursions “over the creek and through the woods…”

GAUDEAMUS DAY OUTING!

Wednesday brought us a gaudeamus day in honor of our 65th foundation anniversary. With a large chunk of time on our hands and the sound of crispy leaves under our feet we set out…

All enjoy the smell of the Virginia Mountain Mint plant…By the way, why does this Virginia plant grow in Western Kentucky?

Ever seen an eerie form walking in the woods? Well, we have groves of these “Devil’s Walking Sticks”… Sr. Mary Magdalen is keeping watch…

“The Dinosaur Tree”

Ahh civilization again…

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ON THE ROAD AGAIN
(er…off the road again…second outing this week…)

FEASTDAY OF THE QUEEN OF THE HOLY ROSARY

First we have to introduce Anne. She briefly made an appearance at the corn party. (Please keep up those prayers for St. Joseph’s intercession so she can sell her home and seriously discern Passionist life!)

As you can see she came back so we promptly took her into the deep woods and she actually seems happy about it. She even made it through the briar patch with only one thorn in her hand!

Sr. Rose Marie got a little giddy looking down; she wasn’t feeling so well…get it…”well”…ahhhh…

Years back, when we first relocated to this rural setting in 1995 we hiked all over the property “reconnoitering the land”. We came upon this old well (or is it a cistern?). It is said that there are a number of wells like this in these parts.

It would be so interesting to know WHO did it, WHEN they did it and HOW they did it. Incredible work of art.

Ummm…Sister I think those rocks are moving under you…

We stopped for a rest in the creek bed on the way back to the monastery…

Ahh…we finally found the monastery! and we made it in time for Sr. John Mary to get changed and make oatmeal before Vespers.

Mystery Monastery Photo…2nd UPDATE

October 7th, 2011

Can you identify this photo???

This picture was taken today at the monastery…

The first person who provides the correct answer will receive a spiritual bouquet!

 UPDATE #1

OK – we have received some great responses AND we have received the correct response. But it is so fun reading your responses we don’t want to bring the contest to an end just yet.

Jane (a.k.a. “NunMother” and mother of Sr. Cecilia Maria) sent us the most interesting guesses. Thought you’d like to read them too!

OK,
I have tried to figure this out.

1) Strange bird nest
2) Dangerous animal hole
3) Well gone dry
4) Fungus growth on cedar tree
5) Petrified bee hive
6) Knot on a tree
7) Crushed thyme

I will go for number 6!

Jane

UPDATE #2

Well…the answer is…it is a well!  We thought it looked like a close-up photo of a lizard’s eye but know one else thought that. :(

Ruth Ann sent us an interesting answer – a close up eye of a blind elephant – apologies – we have no wild elephants in Western Kentucky.

Certainly “NunMother” had the most interesting answers but Susan Kaness was the first to respond with the correct answer. Yay Susan! Spiritual Bouquet coming your way.

P.S. Jane – God reward you for the thyme – it arrived safe and sound and was planted the same day!

Bowling and Music ~ Monastery Style

September 19th, 2011

Recently we enjoyed a few evenings of bowling – monastery style. The photos turned out dark and blurry – except this one of Mother Catherine Marie. Yes, we were bowling UP the ramp. Did you know that plastic bowling balls have a mind of their own???

Last week brought us a lovely visit from Sr. Cecilia Maria’s family. Here she is with her sister Whitney playing us some traditional northwest American music. The Wynns reside in Washington State!

Now…Sponsa Christi is off to the dentist – 3 cavities!  How does this happen when good nuns brush and floss regularly???

Such is life on planet earth…

Till next time, when I will have something a bit more spiritual for you…

May the Passion of Jesus and the Sorrows of Mary be ever in our hearts!

Special thanks to Friends at Vianney Vocations

September 10th, 2011

Yay!  The blog is updated now – thanks to our new friend Joshua at Vianney Vocations and to Sam Alzheimer, the founder. Check out their great ministry in the Church to promote vocations to the priesthood.

Hopefully the ostrich will not be putting its head in the sand anymore.

And hopefully, Sponsa Christi will be back to blogging on a regular basis!

Until we meet again…

May the Passion of Jesus and the Sorrows of Mary be ever in our hearts!

Woes of Updating the Monastic Blog…

September 5th, 2011

Greetings to my monastic friends…wondering why nothing new has been posted here for awhile?  Well…kitchen work has kept Sponsa Christi busy… and prayer, Lectio Divina and monastic observances come first… And alas, I need to do some updating of this WordPress version…

You see, I had troubles 3 years ago when I updated my WordPress and I have had my “head in the sand” since! Hoping that if I just didn’t update there wouldn’t be any problems.  You know where that kind of thinking leads don’t you…

So, now I have bigger problems…but nothing unsolvable!  So Sister Website Keeper and I made a new friend today who helped us with updating the blog – and I’m now using Mozilla Firefox which took care of some of the problems. But now we need to update the MySQL.

Anyway, we’re going to continue working on updating this blog and the version of WordPress. I don’t know what’s going to happen. Our Blog Guru friend told me that I might lose the changes I have made to this blog theme. Soooo…if you see some odd things on the blog know that it might be “under construction”.  And now I can’t get the photo above to be aligned in the center…oh, woe…

This blog belongs to our Sorrowful Mother anyway. I hope she will continue to use it to make her crucified and risen Son more known and loved…and also make our way of life more understood so that women out there know we are a holy and happy option in religious life!

Till next time…I must sign off…

May the Passion of Jesus and the Sorrows of Mary be ever in our Hearts!

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